1-1 Double Ahhnold 1:22
1-2 I Need Your Clothes, Your Boots, And Your Motorcycle 3:54
1-3 Let Off Some Steam Bennett 3:15
1-4 Who Writes The Songs? (The Real Bomb Track) 1:06
1-5 It's Simple, If It Jiggles It's Fat
Featuring, Oboe – Tim Lambesis
1:44
1-6 See You At Phe Party Richter
Featuring, Harp – Daniel Castleman
3:33
1-7 Hey Cookie Monster, Nothing Is As Brutal As Neaahhh 0:34
1-8 Who Told You You Could Eat My Cookies 3:12
1-9 Come On Cohaagen, Give Deez People Ehyar 3:18
1-10 Who Is Your Daddy, And What Does He 2? 0:24
1-11 Come On, Do It, Do It, Come On, Come On, Kill Me, Do It Now 2:58
1-12 Allow Me To Break The Ice
Music By [Riffs] – James Gericke*
2:09
1-13 Conan, What Is Best In Life? 2:29
2-1 Intro To The Intro 0:51
2-2 T2 Theme 1:13
2-3 Hell Bent For Leather
Written-By – G. Tipton*
2:33
2-4 Time Travel: The Metallica Conspiracy 0:35
2-5 Trapped Under Ice
Written-By – J.Hetfield*, K.Hammet*, L.Ulrich*
3:59
2-6 Iron Fist
Written-By – E. Clark*, I. Kilmister*, P. Taylor*
2:37
2-7 Recalling Mars 0:35
2-8 I Turned Into A Martian
Written-By – G. Danzig
1:27
2-9 Killing Is My Business…and Business Is Good
Written-By – D. Mustaine
3:03
2-10 Tactically Dangerous - Cannibal Commando
Written-By – Goretorture
2:34
2-11 Gotta Go
Written-By – B. Logan, J. Colletti, R. Kabula, R. Miret, V. Stigma
3:12